Standard Certificates: Because Who Doesn't Need a Piece of Paper

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Certificate of Participation

This certificate is perfect for the friend who always shows up late, but still manages to make an impression

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Certificate of Participation (With a Twist)

For the friend who shows up late, but still manages to bring a decent coffee

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Certificate of Excellence (in Theory)

For the friend who has never actually accomplished anything, but looks good in a suit

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