Crusty Certificate of Authenticity
This certificate is issued to confirm that the following item is:
100% Genuine, 100% Authentic, 100% Not-Actually-From-Anywhere-Else
Item Number: 42
Issued by: The Council of Totally Not-Made-Up Certifying Authorities
For the purpose of:
Completely and totally not being a fake
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