Chairman McPants, Supreme Ruler of the Land of Puns

Welcome to the throne room of the most regal, the most majestic, the most incomparable Chairman McPants.

I, Chairman McPants, am the ruler of this land of puns, where the sun always shines bright and the humor never gets stale.

You can explore my land of puns by clicking on the links below:

• The Cow-abunga Ranch - Where our cows are always udderly delightful!
• Puns-itive Thinking - A place where the puns are so clever, you'll be brain-deep in laughter!

Or, if you'd rather get a little "beef" with us, try:

• The Bullseye - A page of puns so sharp, they'll leave you feeling like you've been gored!