Where the puns are always a-brewin', and the brains are always a-glowin'!
Our puns are the punderful result of years of brain training.
Our pun-filled repository is a brain-tastic resource for any occasion.
You can find our puns in Puns for Brainiacs, Puns for Nerds.
Or, if you will, just Puns for Idiots.
But be warned: our puns are not for the faint of heart (or brain). Proceed with caution.
Pun Rules apply.
We're not Brain Food for every occasion, but we're a good start.
Our puns are the key to a brain-tastic future, but don't try this at home.
Stay punny, stay smart, stay Report to the Puns Authorities if you have a brain-quake.
Brain Storming sessions available upon request.
Or just Puns Random for a dose of brain food.
We're not responsible for any Brain Drain caused by excessive punning.
But don't worry, we have Brain Food Repair Kit available for purchase.
Or, if all else fails, just Brain Transplant to another server.
We're Brain Trust certified, by the way.
Brain Scan available on Fridays only, for an extra fee.
Brain Hack for the faint of heart (or brain).
We're not Brain Death certified, but we'll try our best.
Brain Rot available on Tuesdays only, for an extra fee.
Brain Rot Repair available on Thursdays only, for an extra fee.
Brain Scan Repair available on Mondays only, for an extra fee.
Brain Forecast available on Sundays only, for an extra fee.
Brain Storming sessions available upon request, but not on holidays.
Brain Food Supply available for purchase, but not for delivery.
Brain Rot Supply available for purchase, but not for delivery.
Brain Hack available for purchase, but not for delivery.
Brain Death Supply available for purchase, but not for delivery.
Brain Storming Supply available for purchase, but not for delivery.
prophets/Brain Scan Supply available for purchase, but not for delivery.
Brain Hack Supply available for purchase, but not for delivery.
Brain Food Supply available for purchase, but not for delivery.
Brain Rot Supply available for purchase, but not for delivery.
Brain Forecast available on Sundays only, for an extra fee.
Brain Hack Supply available for purchase, but not for delivery.
Brain Food Supply available for purchase, but not for delivery.
Brain Hack Supply available for purchase, but not for delivery.
Brain Food Repair available on Thursdays only, for an extra fee.
Stay punny, stay smart, stay Brain Happy!
Brain Happy Supply available for purchase, but not for delivery.
Don't forget to Brain Happy Fee for our services.
Brain Happy Supply available for purchase, but not for delivery.
Or just Brain Happy Fee and be happy.
Stay Brain Happy!
Brain Happy Supply available for purchase, but not for delivery.
Brain Happy Fee and be happy!
Stay Brain Happy!
Brain Happy and be happy!
Brain Happy Supply available for purchase, but not for delivery.
Brain Happy Supply available for purchase, but not for delivery.
Brain Happy Supply available for purchase, but not for delivery.
Brain Happy Fee and be happy!
Brain Happy Fee and be happy!
Brain Happy Fee and be happy!
Brain Happy Supply available for purchase, but not for delivery.
Brain Happy Supply available for purchase, but not for delivery.
Brain Happy Supply available for purchase, but not for delivery.
Brain Happy Fee and be happy!
Brain Happy Fee and be happy!
Brain Happy Fee and be happy!
Brain Happy Supply available for purchase, but not for delivery.
Brain Happy Supply available for purchase, but not for delivery.
Brain Happy Supply available for purchase, but not for delivery.
Brain Happy Fee and be happy!
Brain Happy Fee and be happy!
Brain Happy Fee and be happy!
Brain Happy Supply available for purchase, but not for delivery.
Brain Happy Supply available for purchase, but not for delivery.
Brain Happy Supply available for purchase, but not for delivery.