Welcome, novice, to the art of chanting. This guide will walk you through the process of making it up as you go, because, let's be real, nobody actually has time to learn the "right" way.
Pick something, anything. The meaninglessness of life is a great starting point. You can choose the meaninglessness of love, or the meaninglessness of the universe, or the meaninglessness of pineapple pizza.
Don't worry about finding an authentic inner voice; just make stuff up. Your grandmother's old sewing machine can provide some great inspiration for your inner chanting voice.
Just start chanting, and let the words flow like the tears of the damned. Or, you know, just make something up.
Read about the importance of imperfection in the chanting world.
You're now a master of the ancient art of making it up as you go. Congratulations! Remember, it's all about the journey, not the destination. Unless the destination is a good parking spot.
Learn advanced chanting techniques, like making it up on the spot, and on a Tuesday.
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