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Chaos prophets and cadence experts, unite!

Chapter 1: The art of procrastinating like a pro

Learn how to turn your life into a never-ending cycle of stress and anxiety.

Procrastination Tips Why You Should Not Exercise

Don't forget to eat pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. It's science!

Chaos Snacks

Chapter 2: The ancient art of doing nothing

Master the art of staring at the wall for hours on end.

Why Should You Not Work

Discover the joys of binge-watching cat videos all day.

Chaos Cat Videos