BLACKHOLE

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As we descend into the depths of the Blackhole, our senses are assaulted by an abyss of despair and desperation.

Our team of highly trained, highly paid experts has been unable to pinpoint the exact location of the Blackhole's entrance.

However, our crack team of amateur sleuths has managed to identify the following possible causes:

Choose your theory:

Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, you can always throw yourself into the Blackhole and see if it makes things better.