Welcome, minion, to the latest iteration of the Chaos Controller, where the art of doing nothing is elevated to a fine science.
We're glad you're here to navigate the never-ending loop of form 27-B/3, the infamous Bureaucratic Labyrinth.
Here's a brief summary of the current protocols:
For more information on each protocol, click on the links below:
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