Mix 3 cups of uncertainty, 2 cups of pandemonium, and a dash of anarchy. Add 1 tablespoon of mayhem and a pinch of despair. Stir until desired level of bedlam is reached.
Mix 5 cups of bureaucratic red tape, 3 cups of pointless meetings, and a dash of jargon. Add 1 cup of inefficiency and stir until the system is well... collapsed.