Chaos Surgery Recipes

Recipe 1: Randomized Explosions

Mix 3 cups of uncertainty, 2 cups of pandemonium, and a dash of anarchy. Add 1 tablespoon of mayhem and a pinch of despair. Stir until desired level of bedlam is reached.

Recipe 2: Systemic Collapse

Mix 5 cups of bureaucratic red tape, 3 cups of pointless meetings, and a dash of jargon. Add 1 cup of inefficiency and stir until the system is well... collapsed.

Recipe 3: Reality Distortion

Mix 2 cups of cognitive dissonance, 1 cup of confirmation bias, and a dash of selective attention. Add 1 tablespoon of social media and stir until reality is suitably distorted.