Budgeting for the Unreliably Wealthy

Welcome to the Financial Frenzy of Chaos Management, where the art of budgeting meets the chaos of unbridled consumerism.

Budgeting for the Apocalypse: Because 2019 was a Wild Ride

Our Mission:

Manage your expenses, even when your cat's dental bills are higher than your rent
Balance your checkbook, without actually balancing your checkbook
Find joy in the art of making ends meet, even when they don't quite meet

We're here to help you find the hidden value in your financial chaos.

Our Expertise:

Chaos Theory: We've mastered the art of predicting unpredictability
Financial Wizardry: We can make your money disappear, but not in a good way
Time Travel: Because sometimes you need to relive last week's purchases

Our Team:

Bob: Our resident expert in all things financial, and all things absurd
Larry: Our chief financial wizard, and occasional cat whisperer
Sarah: Our chief time traveler, and occasional coffee snob

Contact Us:

chaos@financialfrenzy.com
Phone: 1-800-CA-CHAOS-1
About Us: Because you want to know more about us, apparently