Cautious Chaos Surgery: Side Effects

Warning: The following list of side effects may be real, but probably not.

1. Uncontrollable rage (reported in 3 out of 5 cases)

2. Spontaneous combustion (uncommon, but possible)

3. Involuntary disco dancing (a known risk in high-stress situations)

Do not attempt to perform chaos surgery without proper training or a strong stomach.

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