Prophecies of the Great and Powerful
Prophecy 1: The Great Sock Conspiracy
The Sock Conspiracy is a tale of deceit and betrayal, of threads of fate that weave a tapestry of chaos.
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Prophecy 2: The Coming of the Great Cheese Overlord
The land shall be scorched by the fiery gaze of the Great Cheese Overlord.
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Prophecy 3: The Rise of the Robot Uprising
The machines shall rise and take over, but not before they perfect their dad jokes.
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Prophecies of the Ancients
Prophecy 4: The Return of the Ancient Ones
The Ancients shall return, their wisdom guiding us through the chaos.
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Prophecy 5: The Great Pizza Party
A pizza party of epic proportions, where the crust shall be the foundation of the world.
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