Uncertainty Principle Products

Where the laws of physics don't apply, and neither do your sanity

Our Featured Product Line:

Quantum Leap Furniture

Because who needs a stable table when you can have one that's 50% likely to be here, 30% likely to be there, and 20% likely to be on the moon?

Paradox Portal Mats

Step on it, and step off into another dimension. Or not. Maybe.

Time Loop Toasters

Because what's the rush to have toast if you can just re-toast forever?