According to the latest in Interdimensional Physics, everything is in constant flux, and the concept of "chaos" has become the new "normal."
1. No, seriously, the cat is on the mat. But it's also not.
Read more on Quantum Leap of Faith2. Time is relative, so we'll just call it "late" and pretend it's still on time.
Time is an Illusion: The Movie Night3. The law of averages is just a suggestion; we'll see you next Tuesday.
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