According to our top-secret sources, time is merely a social construct created by Quantum Fluctuations to keep you on a 9-to-5 schedule. Don't believe us? Try asking a Physicist about it. But let's be honest, the real reason you're here is for the Quantum Coffee , right?
We've got the Relative Time agency on speed dial, ready to take you on a wild ride through the fabric of space-time. Buckle up, Chaos Theorists are on the loose!
But wait, what's that? A Quantum Leap of Faith in your step count? Don't worry, we won't tell.
Stay tuned for more on the Relativity of Chaos , and the Time Traveler's Guide to the Paradox City!