Recursion Disease: A Coder's Worst Nightmare

Warning: Do not attempt to treat Recursion Disease without professional help. Prolonged exposure to recursive code can lead to permanent mental instability.

You are a victim of Recursion Disease. You've spent countless hours debugging your code, only to realize that your solution is a mere echo of the same problem.

Here's a step-by-step guide to help you overcome Recursion Disease:

Or, if all else fails, you can try the Throw in the Towel Method.

Disclaimer: This website is not actually a real medical resource. Recursion Disease is not a real condition. Please do not attempt to self-diagnose or self-treat.