Where we help you cope with the existential dread of code reviews, debugging nightmares, and the crushing despair of having to explain your code to your non-technical aunt.
You're here for the what-to-do-with-my-life session, right?
1. Step 1: Acknowledge that you're a functioning member of society, but deep down, you're a mess of anxiety and self-doubt.
2. Step 2: Learn to recognize the signs of code-induced trauma: excessive use of semicolons, unwarranted comments, and an unhealthy attachment to Git history.
3. Step 3: Engage in a 12-step program of code refactoring, where you replace each semicolon with a more elegant alternative.
4. Step 4: Learn to love your code, even when it's imperfect, just like you love your code reviewer's nitpicking.
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