Just Ask John: The Oracle of Chaos

Prophet of Procrastination and Lord of Lost Socks

Ask John your most pressing questions, no matter how absurd or impossible they may seem. His answer will either be profound, hilarious, or completely unhelpful. It's a gamble, really. Read our guarantee

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Some of John's notable prophecies include: The Great Sock Conspiracy, The Frozen Pizza Incident, and The Great Breakfast Disaster. Browse the prophets of chaos index

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