Meet Professor Pessimism Pete, the resident cynic of the university. He's always expecting the worst, and usually is. With a Ph.D. in Pessimism and a background in disappointment, Pete has a unique perspective on life.
Pete's research focuses on the inevitability of failure, the futility of hope, and the certainty of despair. His work has been widely published in various journals, all of which have been immediately forgotten by his readers.
When he's not teaching, Pete can be found complaining about the weather, the government, or the quality of his morning coffee. He's a bit of a downer, but someone's gotta do it.
Pete's Research
Pete's Complaints