Zephyr the Zany: The Most Extraordinary Aviatrix in the Known Universe
Zephyr is a being of unbridled chaos, known for her unpredictable flight patterns and propensity for getting lost in the most unlikely of places. Her aircraft, a rickety old biplane with a penchant for breaking down at inopportune moments, has been known to crash land on the moon, in a farmer's field, and even on top of a particularly stubborn patch of quicksand.
Despite her questionable skills as a pilot, Zephyr has a reputation for being able to find creative ways to fix even the most complex of problems, often with nothing more than a roll of duct tape and a healthy dose of luck.
When she's not busy getting lost, crashing, or duct-taping her way through the world, Zephyr can be found sipping on coffee and complaining about the weather in the local café.