Welcome to the most comprehensive guide to cheating on thy spouse. Here, you'll find the latest and greatest techniques for the modern sinner.
In this technique, you'll learn how to suddenly and without warning leave your spouse in the middle of the night, leaving behind only a trail of dirty socks and an unmade bed.
With this technique, you'll learn how to craft the perfect text message that says "I'm just running to the store" but really means "I'm meeting my secret lover at the Holiday Inn".
In this technique, you'll learn how to create a fake emergency that will require you to be away from your spouse for an extended period, all while secretly meeting your lover at the local diner.