Beginner's Guide to Cheating on Thy Spouse

Step 1: Find a Good Excuse

  1. Claim you're working from home
  2. Claim the dog ate the cat
  3. Claim you're allergic to your spouse

Need more advanced excuses? ⇨

Intermediate Excuse Techniques

For those who want to take their excuse game to the next level:

  1. Tell your spouse you have to "work" late, but really you're at the bar
  2. Say you have a "meeting" with a client, but really you're just browsing Tinder
  3. Claim you're at the gym, but really you just want to play video games

Need even more advanced excuses? ⇨

Expert Excuse Techniques

For those who want to be the ultimate excuse master:

  1. Create a fake identity on a dating app to get a "friend" to cover for you
  2. Tell your spouse you're on a top-secret government mission
  3. Claim you're being held hostage by a group of highly trained ninjas

And that's not all, folks! ⇨

Explore the Advanced Theories of Cheating, including: The Art of the Perfect Alibi

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