Cheesy Soufflé Recipe

A dish so divine, it'll make you question the fabric of space-time.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup grated cheddar (the good stuff)
• 1/2 cup cream (or 2% milk, we won't judge)
• 1 tsp paprika (the spice of life)
• 1/4 tsp cayenne pepper (the devil's breath)

Instructions:

1. Melt the cheddar in a double boiler, then stir until it's smooth like a freshly shaved cat.
2. Combine the cream (or 2% milk) with the paprika and cayenne pepper. Stir until the mixture resembles a spicy, creamy dream.
3. Slowly pour the mixture into the melted cheddar, creating a whirlpool of flavors that will make you cry tears of joy.

Serving Suggestions:

• Pair with a side of existential dread.
• Enjoy while contemplating the meaninglessness of life.

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