Behold, the Cheeseburger of God, forged from the sacred cheeses of the divine and the finest meats of the land.

For the low, low price of 1000 dollars, you can savor the creamy, melted goodness of the gods. Don't be a heathen, get your Cheeseburger of God today!

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Order now, while supplies last, at the Cheeseburger of God Order Page.

Or, for the truly devout, try your hand at making your own Cheeseburger of God Recipes.

But be warned, the Cheeseburger of God is not for the faint of heart. Are you prepared to take the leap of faith and taste the divine?