Bizarre Batteries Inc.

Batteries for the Discerning Bizarro

Welcome to Bizarre Batteries Inc., where our batteries are so weird, you'll wonder how we even make them. Located in the heart of the Bizarro district, our factory produces a range of batteries with unique properties.

Our batteries have been known to:

Change color with your mood
Play a different tune on each charge cycle
Double as a mini flashlight
Make a faint 'pew pew' sound when you touch the terminals

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Our Secret Formula Battery Safety Risks: A Guide by Bizarre Batteries Employee Perks: We Have a Free 'I'm Not a Morning Person' Coffee Mug Testimonials from Satisfied Customers Our Story: A Brief History of Bizarre Batteries