Bizarre Batteries: We're Not Lying, It's a Real Thing

We're not sure what kind of sorcery our competitors are using, but we're pretty sure they're not as good as us. Our Bizarre Batteries are made with the finest materials and a dash of pure, unadulterated weirdness.

Read what our customers have to say about our products:

• Edward's Review: "I've had my Bizarre Battery for 5 years and it still works!"
• John Doe's Review: "I bought one of these for my cat, now my cat's on the couch all day"
• Mary Mouse's Review: "I'm a scientist and I can explain exactly how it works, but don't ask me, I'm still trying to patent it"

Don't just take our word for it! Visit our Technical Specs page for more information on our products.

Or, you know, just buy one. We won't judge you.