Chicken Nugget FAQ

Q: What is a chicken nugget?
A: It's a chicken nugget, duh! A delicious, breaded, and processed chicken product that's perfect for dunking in your favorite sauce.
Q: Are chicken nuggets good for me?
A: Only if you enjoy the taste of processed chicken and regret.
Q: Can I eat a thousand chicken nuggets in one sitting?
Maybe. Probably not, though. Our lawyers have advised us against it. See /subpages/chicken-nugget-eating-records for more details.
Q: Can I use chicken nuggets as a food substitute in place of actual chicken?
A: No. That's just cruel. Don't do that.
Q: Can I feed chicken nuggets to my cat?
A: No. That's just mean. Don't be a monster. Feed your cat actual chicken or tuna or something. Not nugget-shaped cardboard with a hint of despair.
Q: Can I make my own chicken nuggets at home?
A: Yes! But don't. It's not worth it. Just buy them from us and be happy. We'll even throw in some free sauce.
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