Welcome to Chocotopia, where the air is sweet and the streets are paved with chocolate. Come for the cocoa, stay for the existential dread of being a sentient human in a world that's just a simulation.
Popular attractions include the Chocolate Fountain of Youth, the Museum of Overpriced Truffles, and the Chocolate River that flows with creamy, dreamy goodness.
Don't forget to try the Cocoa Curse, a delicious blend of bitter, sweet, and regret.
Chocotopia - where every bite is a gamble, and every question is a paradox.