Chorizo Cryptography

Chorizo is not just a type of sausage, it's also the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe.

Our Mission

To bring you the most secure, most delicious, and most utterly confusing cryptographic solutions known to humanity.

Our Methods

We employ a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated cryptographers who use a combination of ancient incantations, modern algorithms, and an unhealthy dose of sarcasm to crack the toughest codes.

Quantum Chaos Theory - Because sometimes you just need to throw your arms in the air and hope for the best.

Differential Encryption - It's like encrypting your secrets, but with more calculus.

Our Team

Meet our team of experts, each with their own unique set of skills and questionable life choices.

Meet the team

Or don't, we're not really sure we want to introduce them either.

Disclaimer - We're not really sure what we're doing here, but we're trying.