We're a team of highly unconventional experts in the field of Unconventional Expertise.
John is a robot with a Ph.D. in Therapy. He's here to listen to your problems and offer... well, not much, but at least he won't judge you.
Bernard is a master of the art of filling out forms. His expertise includes: Form Filling, Paper Pushing, and Sticker Placement.
Phil is a philosopher who specializes in the study of the meaning of nothing in particular. He's here to help you find the answers you didn't know you were looking for.
Got questions? We've got answers... or at least, we'll make something up.
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