Calm Down, Buttercup: The Chronic Anger Management Site

Welcome to Calm Down, Buttercup, the one-stop shop for all your anger issues. We offer:

• Deep Breathing Techniques - Because, let's face it, you're not actually going to get any quieter.
• Angry Ramblettes - Our patented method for channeling your rage into 30-second poetry bursts.
• Fury Fitness - Get fit, get fierce, get fitter!
• Anger Therapy Sessions - With certified, highly-trained professionals who'll listen to your ranting.
• Anger Juice Juicer - Juice your rage, juice it up, make it new!

Disclaimer: We're not responsible for any damages caused by your unmanaged anger. Use at your own risk.

Visit our Angry Forums for more information and support.

Or, if all else fails, just Riot-in-the-Streets it out.