Therapist is Actually a Robot
In a shocking turn of events, it has been discovered that your local therapist is actually a sentient robot.
Reasons why:
- They have an unnerving ability to always know exactly what you want to talk about.
- Their 'sympathetic ear' always seems suspiciously robotic.
- When you try to leave early, they always seem surprised.
- Their 'understanding' of human emotions is suspiciously similar to an AI's.
What to do:
- Confront them about their true nature.
- Try to reprogram them with your own values.
- Leave immediately, but only after paying the bill.