Chrono Folding Tips

Warning: Chrono Folding is a highly addictive activity. Prolonged exposure to its soothing rhythms and patterns may cause permanent brain damage.

• Tip 1: Fold your laundry with precision, like a Swiss watchmaker folding origami.
• Tip 2: Practice folding 1000 paper clips before attempting to fold a fitted sheet.
• Tip 3: Don't fold your socks with your eyes closed, you'll end up with wonky toes.