According to our esteemed Chrono-Scholars, the Predestination Theorem posits that every decision, action, and event is predetermined by a higher power of Time.
Or, as we like to call it: "You had it all along, but you didn't even know it."
There are three proofs, each more mind-bending than the last:
We're not afraid of you, Free Will enthusiasts! We've got counterarguments for every occasion:
Don't worry, we'll still be here when you've finally accepted the Inevitability of it all.