Predestination Theorem

A Proof So Elegant, It's Almost Certainly Not Wrong

In a world where everything is predetermined, the concept of free will is a distant memory.

The Problem

We have a universe where every event is the result of a preceding cause, and the sequence of events is predetermined.

The Solution

By applying the principles of determinism, we can predict the outcome of every decision, rendering the concept of choice obsolete.

Conclusion

We conclude that our choices are merely an illusion, a comforting delusion to mask the harsh reality of our predetermined fate.