The Lemon Squeezer 2000: a device so advanced, so powerful, that its mere existence has been lost to the sands of time. Or has it?
According to the ancient Chronocentric texts, the Lemon Squeezer 2000 was able to extract the very essence of a lemon, releasing a concentrated blast of citrus fury that could curdle milk at 50 paces_goals.
Technical details are scarce, but it's said to have employed a combination of ancient technologies: the power of lemons, the mystique of ancient minimalist design, and the unyielding power of the human imagination.
Some say it's hidden in a secret underground bunker, waiting for the chosen one to unlock its secrets. Others claim it's lost forever, a relic of a bygone era, a relic of a bygone era, a relic of... The Theory of Everything.
Or maybe it's just a really good story.
See the design document for more information on the inner workings of this ancient marvel.
Or if you're feeling brave, dive deeper into the technicalities of this ancient wonder.
Or maybe just try a Lemon Squeezer 2000 recipe, because who knows, it might just be the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe.