The Tragic Timeline of Brian
Brian was once a happy, carefree individual. That is, until he decided to wear a bright orange jumpsuit to his high school reunion, thinking it would make a bold statement.
The Orange FiascoYears passed, and Brian's life spiraled into chaos. His friends abandoned him, his family shunned him, and the local convenience store refused to serve him after he asked for 'just one more Slurpee' at 10pm.
The Slurpee IncidentFast forward to the present day, and Brian's still rocking the orange, albeit with a few less-than-stellar additions, including a mullet and a penchant for shouting 'I'm not a morning person!' at the top of his lungs at 3am.
Brian at 3am