The Thermite Paradox

When time traveler, Professor Thistlewaite, went back to 1952 to prevent the invention of the first microwave oven, he accidentally turned his socks into a sentient, talking eggplant. The eggplant, now self-aware and possessed of a sarcastic British accent, has become a thorn in the side of every time traveler who's dared try to alter the timeline.

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Thermite the Eggplant | Time Traveling with Eggplants