Caution: Time travel can be hazardous to your health. Please select a treatment option carefully.
This treatment involves subjecting the time traveler to an extended series of sonic blasts, designed to realign their molecular structure with the space-time continuum.
Side effects: Temporal dissonance, nausea, spontaneous combustion (rarely).
This treatment involves issuing a series of sternly worded letters to the time traveler, demanding they resolve any paradoxes created during their journey.
Side effects: Mild to moderate cognitive dissonance, occasional existential crisis.