What Happens If I Kill Myself

Welcome to the Time Travel Accident Report, where we document the most egregious examples of temporal catastrophes.

Causes of Death:

• Stepping on a rock in the past - 100% fatal
• Forgetting to turn off my phone in the past - 50% fatal
• Accidentally marrying my great-great-grandmother - 99% fatal

Symptoms:

• Spontaneous Combustion
• Multiple Timeline Reconciliations
• Existential Crisis

If you've experienced any of these symptoms, please seek medical attention from a qualified Time Travel Therapist.