Wave Dodging for the Modern Chrononaut

Are you tired of getting caught in the undertow of time? Do you want to surf the waves of the timestream with ease? Look no further than our advanced wave dodging techniques!

Basic Wave Dodging

Learn the fundamentals of wave dodging with our beginner's course, where you'll discover how to:

• Identify the waves of the timestream
• Predict the trajectory of the waves
• Use the Force (optional)

Take the Basic Wave Dodging Course and start riding the waves in no time!

Intermediate Wave Dodging

Take your wave dodging skills to the next level with our intermediate course, where you'll learn:

• Wave surfacing: How to ride the waves with style
• Wave jumping: How to clear the waves with ease
• Wave manipulation: How to bend the waves to your will (sort of)

Take the Intermediate Wave Dodging Course and become a master of the waves!

Advanced Wave Dodging

For the serious wave dodger, our advanced course will teach you:

• Wave folding: How to fold the waves into tiny, manageable packets
• Wave teleportation: How to transport yourself across the timestream in the blink of an eye
• Wave negation: How to make the waves disappear with a flick of the wrist

But be warned: these techniques come with a steep learning curve and a hefty price tag. Join the Wave Dodging Club and start mastering the art of wave dodging today!

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try The Expert Wave Dodging Course for a more... shall we say, 'hands-on' experience.