Chronos Splitter Usage Guide

Congratulations! You've managed to acquire the Chronos Splitter, the most advanced time-traveling kitchen gadget in the world. This guide will walk you through the basics of using your new toy.

Getting Started

First things first, make sure you're wearing your Chronos Splitter wristwatch. It's the only way to activate the device. If you're not wearing it, you'll just end up with a bunch of confused looks from your neighbors.

Next, choose your destination time period. Be careful, as the Chronos Splitter is not a toy. Don't end up in ancient Egypt without a good sun hat, for example.

Operating the Chronos Splitter

Press the big red button to activate the device. The Chronos Splitter will do the rest.

Remember, the Chronos Splitter is not a substitute for a good recipe book. Don't try to cook a souffé in the 14th century.

Chronos Splitter Accessories

Get the most out of your Chronos Splitter with these handy accessories.