Berlin: The City of Endless Bureaucratic Delays

Welcome to Berlin, where the concept of time is relative, but only in the sense that it's always relative to how long you have to wait in line at the local authorities.

Here are some popular things to do in Berlin:

• Eat a Currywurst while simultaneously trying to fill out a 20-page application for a new library card.
• Visit the Museum of Red Tape, where you can learn the art of folding a perfect accordion-style folder.
• Take a scenic tour of the city's extensive network of bus shelters, where you can watch the locals expertly practice their "I'm not lost, I'm just... um, studying the map" faces.