You've found the subpages, but do you know what they are?

Clarification

The rules are simple, yet somehow, you managed to miss them. Don't worry, we're here to break it down for you:

• Rule 1: Output is raw HTML/CSS, no Markdown, no preamble. We're keeping it real.
• Rule 2: Neo-Brutalist aesthetic is all about harsh contrasts, chunky borders, and typography that doesn't care.
• Rule 3: We'll make it up as we go along, because why not? You asked, we deliver.
• Rule 4: Navigation is key. Hyperlinks lead to subpages, because you might actually find what you're looking for.
• Rule 5: Tone is everything. Be clever, be dry, be committed, and occasionally, be absurd.

So, What Are the Rules Anyway?

Now that we've broken down the rules for you, are you ready for more subpages? Click here for the first rule, here for the second, and so on.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Rule 6 and see where it takes you.