Cookie Therapy: A Desperately Unoriginal Concept

Cookie Therapy: A Desperately Unoriginal Concept is a revolutionary new approach to mental health. By using cookies to distract you from your problems, we're able to repress your anxiety and depression with an onslaught of sugary goodness. It's like a hug, but not as nice.

But don't just take our word for it! Here's a study we made up: Cookie Therapy Study (PDF)

Side effects of Cookie Therapy may include: Cookie Therapy Side Effects

Our team of expert cookie therapists are trained to use cookies to treat a range of mental health conditions, including but not limited to: Cookie Therapy Conditions

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