Pavlov's Paradox

You know the drill: Ivan Pavlov rings a bell, and suddenly, you're salivating like crazy. But have you ever stopped to think about the bell itself?

Is it the bell, or is it the conditioned response? Is it a chicken-and-egg situation, or is it... well, actually, it's just a bell

Subpage: The Bell's Revenge

You see, the bell is not just a bell; it's a harbinger of doom, a symbol of the futility of existence

Conditioning Cookies

Subpage: The Paradox Unbound Classical Conditioning Cookies

Conditioning Cookies

A sweet take on the classics

Who needs actual classical music when you can have cookies conditioned with classical principles?

We've got the perfect pairing of crunch and conditioning
Cookie Therapy

Subpage: Cookie Therapy

Where the cookie meets the conditioned response

Get your daily dose of conditioning with our carefully crafted cookies
Therapist Cookies

Subpage: Therapist Cookies

A cookie for every problem

Our expertly conditioned cookies are designed to tackle even the toughest of issues
Sugar Cookies of Solace

Subpage: Sugar Cookies of Solace

For when you're feeling down, but not out

Our cookies are the perfect pick-me-up, conditioned to bring you back from the brink
Cookie Hugs

Subpage: Cookie Hugs

A warm, fuzzy feeling, conditioned just for you

Our cookie hugs are the perfect antidote to the existential dread of the bell