Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a man so hard, the man's wife left him. That's not a joke, folks.

Cluck Norris has a pet chicken named Mr. Cluck, who's secretly a cyborg.

Cluck Norris's beard is so tough, it's got its own Instagram account.

Cluck Norris
Cluck Norris is a legendary figure in the world of martial arts. He is a master of the ancient art of kicking roundhouse, and can roundhouse kick a man so hard that his wife will leave him. He has a pet chicken named Mr. Cluck, who is secretly a cyborg with a penchant for salsa dancing. Cluck's beard is so tough, it's got its own Instagram account. He is the greatest of all time, and you can become a member of the Cluck Norris Fan Club for exclusive content. Join now!