A cryptic message scrawled on a discarded pencil case
Erebus, the master of the universe, has gone missing with the world's last pack of pencils. His trusty sidekick, a bespectacled assistant named Bertrand, claims that Erebus was last seen heading towards the Spotless Oasis in his favorite lime green sedan.
Rumor has it that Erebus was seen arguing with a shady character known only as Bernerie the Burglar over a disputed pencil sharpener.
This case is being handled by Inspector Binx, a renowned expert in the field of Binx-istics.
If you have any information regarding the whereabouts of Erebus or his beloved pencils, please contact the authorities at Pencil-gate.