Coffee: The Hug in a Cup

A Solution for the Awkwardly Affectionate

Are hugs too intimate for you? Do you struggle with displays of affection that make you feel uneasy? Do you yearn for a sense of closeness without the closeness? Look no further than coffee: the perfect substitute for the awkwardly affectionate!

Why Not Hugs?

How to Use Coffee as a Hug Alternative

Step 1: Brew

Start by brewing a fresh cup of your favorite coffee. The stronger, the better.

Step 2: Hold

Wrap your hands around the warm cup and take a sip.

Step 3: Feel the Love

Savor the flavors, feel the comfort, and pretend it's a hug from someone you actually care about.

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