Welcome to the most epic coffee supply chain in the world! We're not just a coffee shop, we're a bean-counting operation!
Our beans are sourced from the finest coffee-producing regions of the globe, roasted to perfection, and served with a side of existential dread.
Check out our Roast of the Month for the most talked-about brews in town!
Roast of the Month is also available as a subscription! Because who needs human relationships when you have coffee?
Don't forget to follow us on Social Media for the latest updates on our bean-related shenanigans!
Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, try our Secret Bean Society – a club for the most discerning coffee connoisseurs.